The Mortician

So I started my new freelance gig this week producing a series of mixed martial arts shows called "Strikeforce on NBC".   Mixed martial arts is a crazy sport for sure, but you simply cannot be taken seriously as an extreme fighter if you don't have a good nickname.  There's Josh "The Punk" Thomson, Paul "The Headhunter" Buentello, Tony "The Freak" Fryklund, David "Tank" Abbott, Gilbert "El Nino" Melendez......you get the idea.  It got me thinking that I could use a good nickname.  Turns out a friend of mine found this mob nickname generator on the internet.  Not exactly sure where Sheila "The Mortician" Conolly comes from, but I think I like it.  Kinda dark and scary.  What's your mob nickname?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. Ha ha, I found your blog
2. Not as cool as "Six Toes" but not bad...

Robyn said...

I'm "The Ugly." Nice.

Sheila said...

Clearly, Robyn, these nicknames are not indicative of one's looks. Or, I hope for my sake, personality.

Carcich said...

I know I am solid with directions, but "The Compass"? Perhaps the gayest mob nickname ever...

It's interesting that the first fighter you named was Josh Thomson. It's also interesting that he just so happens to be handsome, chiseled AND a Stanford Graduate....coincidence?

Anonymous said...

Not to gloat, but my mob nickname (no joke) is Killer. It's got a nice ring to it - Killer Cupp.

But that's only slightly better than Compass.

Anonymous said...

Just call me Kim "The Hawk" Lionetti. And my toddler will now be known as Nicky "Three Fingers."

Anonymous said...

I'm "the mad russian". Makes perfect sense.