Five Reasons Why I'd Have Trouble Living Out West
5. It never rains there. Despite what natives say, this is not a selling point for me.
4. I'd spend a small fortune on sunscreen.
3. Everything you order comes with avocado.
2. The traffic, of course. But even more specifically, the drivers. Everyone in California drives like they're 100 years old.
1. What is UP with that time zone???
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Avocados are a plus!
But we like having you on this coast anyway. You know, because I see so much of you now....
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